A conversation I had on Facebook with my little sister Jennifer. Note: she’s 12, insisted on getting a Facebook despite me telling her not to, has no idea how to use it, and swears everything my brothers tell her [ages 17 and 14] is correct. She’s great =D
(10:06am) Melissa: hi
(10:07am) Jennifer: hello
(10:07am) Melissa: what smiley? i didn’t send you a smiley
i sent you a bumper sticker
(10:07am) Jennifer: a bumper sticker
(10:08am) Melissa:you click on it and then add the bumper sticker application
then you’ll see the sticker i sent you
(10:08am) Jennifer: where do u go 2 find it?
(10:09am) Melissa: gah, never mind
i’ll show you when you come up next week
(10:09am) Jennifer: ok
(10:09am) Melissa: there is no transformers 3
(10:09am) Jennifer: yes there is
came out yesterday
newton saw it wit oneal
(10:09am) Melissa: ……………………………….
that’s transformers 2
(10:10am) Jennifer: its called revenge of the fallen
(10:10am) Melissa: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers_2
read that article
see the link? it says ‘transformers 2’
what is the title of the article that it leads to?
(10:11am) Jennifer: y do always have to look into stuff like that?
(10:11am) Melissa: YOU
(10:11am) Jennifer: shutup u tard
(10:11am) Melissa: ummm, i repeat:
(10:12am) Jennifer: they said it wuz 3 cuz they saw 1 and 2 already
(10:12am) Melissa: THERE. IS. NO. TRANSFORMERS. 3.
they played you baddddd
and you fell for it
(10:12am) Jennifer: then wat came out yesterday?
(10:12am) Melissa: transformers 2. are you not listening to me?
(10:13am) Jennifer: cuz i saw 1 and 2
(10:13am) Melissa: no you didn’t
gah, stop talking to me
(10:14am) Jennifer: watever u liar
(10:14am) Melissa: “It is the sequel to 2007’s Transformers, which was the first live action Transformers film. “
(10:14am) Jennifer: is it rainin up there like everyday?
(10:14am) Melissa: what does that say?
(10:14am) Jennifer: wat does wat say
(10:14am) Melissa: no, its not raining, its just unnaturally hot
‘gah’ is a sound of frustration made by people when other people are being stupid
(10:15am) Jennifer: u dont write it!
(10:15am) Melissa: i can write what i want
(10:15am) Jennifer: yur tellin me:(
(10:18am) Jennifer: were r u?
(10:22am) Melissa: ok ttyl
(10:22am) Jennifer: bye
wers my bumper?
(10:22am) Melissa: btw, read my blog; i’m about to post our conversation and let people know how awesomely dumb you can be ❤
(10:22am) Jennifer: nooooooooo!
dont u dare!
(10:23am) Melissa: 🙂
(10:24am) Jennifer: dont post it!
(10:24am) Melissa: peace
(10:24am) Jennifer: melissa!
I love my sister ❤